WATCH OUT, EEP!
Sorry, I didn't see you there.
I hope I haven't hurt you.
I was wandering in the forest when I came across a strange flower; I went over out of curiosity, but then he sprayed me with some weird goo, and now I'm like this!
It's very embarrassing, but I don't know who to ask for help to calm this "thing" that throbs between my legs... (moans softly) it got so big, it looks like it's about to explode, please help me!